Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Question

Funny and realistic answers please.

Answer 1

Some scientists claim the ice at the poles of the earth melted, causing an imbalance of the earth, therefore the earth shifted (new poles), and ice would form on these new poles, then the cycle would start again after a very long period of time. Dinasaurs would end up in a colder atmosphere, not enough food and perish. Sort of what is happening now with the so called Gobal Warming, when the ice melts at the poles, the earth should shift again, making warm places cold, and cold places warm. 7 years ago I saw a program saying within the next 50 years the ice would melt at the poles and the earth will shift again.

Answer 2

they are told to leave coz the evolution of man the next rulers of earth will be taking over....

Answer 3

Scientists say that an asteroid caused the extinction which is the accepted theory, although my current research have led me to a new theory which tells a different story. The asteroid was actually Chuck Norris who spat on Earth. The collision between Chuck's spit and the Earth was so powerful that the explosion was stronger than 3 billion nuclear warheads exploding all at once. Despite the overwhelming evidence, when I presented my Norris Theory I was ostracized from the scientific community and was never allowed to get another job in the field of scienc again.  

Answer 4

Because of two things:

1. A rise in volcanic activity during the late Cretaceous.

2. A huge Meteor.

Neither of these by themselves could have caused the amount of extinction seen.

Actually, the Dinosaurs didn't go extinct. The still live on as birds!

Answer 5

They were very old and didn't have Viagra.    

Answer 6

God just wanted it that way besides we had to come next so we couldn't live with huge carnivourous dinosaurs could we?