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Why did the evil donkeys eat my head?

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It hurts really bad. I keep going to the doctor but they don't seem 2 care. neither does the police.

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  1. they were hungry


  2. who cares?

  3. Because your a chocolate bunny.

  4. Curses! Foiled again! The blasted Donkey People-Head-Eaters must perish!!!

  5. Because they're evil. If they didn't eat your head, they wouldn't be very evil, now would they?

  6. Doesn't matter how. It did it.

  7. Because you ordered it.

  8. To get to the other sideburn?

  9. Have you ever been to Louisiana.  Let me advise you that a "root" has been put on you.

    The only way to stop this madnes is to do the following

    1) Give all your money away to charity

    2) smoke only one joint a day opposed to the 30 you currently do

    3) stop with the crack chasers they are makeing you paranoid

    4) In order to get police to repsond to your claims slap one of them

  10. Because you were just so d**n tasty!!!!!!!!

  11. To keep you from asking any more dumb questions like this one.

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