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Why did the telekinetic cross the road?

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Why did the telekinetic cross the road?

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  1. To gather subjects for his poultry levitation experiments.


  2. Because he already knew what was on the other side.- and wasn't an athiest.

  3. Someone demanded that the come over...or maybe he wanted to play oui je

  4. to know why!

  5. That's what happens to you when you try to drag an immovable object toward you.

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  6. It was shorter than going around.

  7. Because the skeptic thought he couldn't do it.

  8. The road and a fixed position in time/space didn't exist for the telekinetic chicken.  It didn't go anywhere.  The universe moved, and when it stopped the telekinetic chicken appeared to be located on the other side.

  9. Did the telekinetic cross the road, or did the road cross the telekinetic?

    Kinda blows your mind, doesn't it?

  10. They saw a precious looking joule on the other side and wanted to conserve energy by walking.

    I am really not very good at puns. I know, it shows.

  11. The real question is, why did the psychics build a road when they knew the telekinetic would be traveling through there.

  12. He was being chased by The Amazing Randi.

  13. Because he was fixated on the chicken.
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