Why did the tofu cross the road?

Question

(it's a joke, people...guess the answer!)

Answer 1

The tofu did not cross the road. Tofu is not living and cant.

Answer 2

To save the chickens from Colonel Sanders.

Answer 3

to get to the other side?

Answer 4

Because it wasn't chicken.

Answer 5

Because it was in a foul tempeh and believed it was being chased by Seitan. After being comforted by its Eda-Mame, it calmed down.

Answer 6

To prove he wasn't chicken?

Answer 7

To prove he wasn't chicken!

Answer 8

I don't need an answer because Puma has the best answer EVER!

Answer 9

why

Answer 10

becasue it was strapped on to the chicken

Answer 11

Because he was being chased by a whole bunch of vegos!

Answer 12

To get to a vegetarian or vegan's plate for them to eat.

Answer 13

To prove he wasn't chicken! :D

I got another joke for you:

A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again." As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"