Why did tom cruise jump on top of oparh sofa on oparh?

Question

when i found out tom cruise jumped on top of oparh 's couch i was laughing hysterically and i thought he was nuts especially katie holmes for marrying that loser i think that she deserves a better man not someone that is troubling her child and making that child confused so plz write down why u think tom cruise jumped on top on oparh 's sofa .

Answer 1

CAUSE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!!! AAAHHH!!!

Answer 2

Scientology told him to.

Answer 3

He was jumping because his anal indicator (planted by Ron L. Hubbard himself) was going off.

Answer 4

for fame most likely

Answer 5

Ever since Katie Holmes was a young girl, she dreamed of marrying Tom Cruise some day.  She was smitten by him.  Then when they met and fell in *love*, he was so thrilled and in *love* that when he was on Oprah, he couldn't contain himself.  lol  Seems to still be working for them.  

Answer 6

Because he was head over heals in love and wanted to express it to the world, just like any teenager would.

Anyone can tell that he's going through his second childhood.

Answer 7

Because Katie Holmes said yes when he proposed

Answer 8

see I don't rip on him for that. He was happy and why is it so crazy to be happy. It seams that everyone has to be reserved or unhappy all of the time. I don't care if he did Olympic style flip flops I wouldn't call him crazy.

Good for him!

Answer 9

Because she was so in love with Katie Holmes and its true he is messed up in the head and Katie should of done so much better than that lunatic, she probably was drunk when she married him!

He thinks he can fly -----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2DARjMRc...