Why did you do that? Own up?

Question

Why did you do that? Own up?

Answer 1

It wasn't me, how dare you accuse me of doing it, I don't even know you, you don't know me, I bet our paths have never crossed and even if they did you wouldn't be able to say 'there she goes, it was her, she's the one that did it!

Be reasonable. I suggest you have a good hard look at your own conscience.

I wouldn't mind but you've got all these other people defending themselves or taking the blame

How can you sleep at night?

Answer 2

It wasn't me! Your cat put itself in the oven!

Answer 3

The bathroom was being used ,and I could hold it no longer ,sorry I will clean it up tomorrow  

Answer 4

It was a mad moment

I am truly sorry

Answer 5

It wouldn't go down with one flush! and i was late...

Im sorry :(..

Answer 6

I don't know but I wish I hadn't!

Answer 7

I had an urge, it was silly and immature i know but i just couldnt help myself.

Answer 8

I have the audacity to declare that I have done it. I am not bothered about the consequences.  I own it up

Answer 9

You can't prove a thing and you know it

Answer 10

i was drunk,he was there ,i was there,it was raining we drank,it rained some more, we drank some more ........it just happened

Answer 11

I can't help it, when I see a drum of oil, I just have to wire it up...

Answer 12

Because I like farting!

Answer 13

Me...Because I wanted to and did not think I would ever be caught at it. It was fun as well. Would do it again, if I would not get pinched.

"Mummy, please can't we talk this out" <--me famous last words before the bum smacking began.

"Cheeky then, Cheeky now, simply Cheeky forever"

Answer 14

Do what? Up yours you silly sod!!    

Answer 15

do wot?

Answer 16

yes!!