Why did your mom cross the road?

Question

Ten Points for the most hilarious answer!

Answer 1

because she saw a woman who walked, dressed and looked like her across the street. and the faster your mom ran the faster the woman would too. When she went in to the store the woman disappeared. But every time she went back and looked in the window there she was again. This puzzled your mother like a puppy biting at the puppy in the mirror...hmmm...

Mom will be busy for a while you'd better fix your own dinner!! She could be there all night!!

(to talk to her reflection)

Answer 2

to kick my a$$ :)

Answer 3

to beat the **** out of dad and his mistress for thinking she was asleep when he crossed over to cheat.

Answer 4

to get to your dad  

Answer 5

the bush is thicker on the other side

Answer 6

to get the chicken for food

Answer 7

I was on sale.

Answer 8

Because it was the popes day off.

Answer 9

to meet me

Answer 10

lol

Answer 11

to get the chicken for our dinner!!

Answer 12

To get some Pollo Loco.

Answer 13

to buy her groceries

Answer 14

To get to the street pharmacy  

Answer 15

to shave her armpit hair.

gross stuff man..