Why do Democrats make better lovers?

Question

Ever heard of a good piece of elephant? LOL

Just some comic relief folks.

Answer 1

They lie longer.

Answer 2

Cause they are more exciting people. Republicans are dull and boring and can't get their, well you know what i mean, up.

Answer 3

Because Democrats don't realize they are supposed to have a partner.

Answer 4

Since I work night shift, I can say that during the day, their wives are telling me something different.

Answer 5

Actually, I think they need a good schtup!

Answer 6

they're a lot more homosexual, but i dont think that makes one a 'better lover'

Answer 7

Some do some don't.

Answer 8

we're young!

Answer 9

Because they have mulitple partners even if they are married.

Answer 10

I am not so sure Democrats are better lovers.

In the last eight years, the Republicans screwed the whole country.

Answer 11

Does that mean Democrats are into beastiality?

Answer 12

ha ha ha ha....yeah everyone needs to lighten up a bit in this section!!!

Answer 13

Maybe more-ever see what they attrack----------(urp) scuse me

Bad visual

By the way this is eLections

Answer 14

They're not!  Many are so aggravating in their opinions out of the sack that they're not worth thinking of in the sack..  

Answer 15

Cause the men can still get it up and the women still like it!

Answer 16

I think it is because most of them don't have jobs to go to so they just lay around and ____.

Answer 17

Most of my best have been Repubs unfortunately-  but they keep becoming alcoholics or losing their jobs to outsourcing, and that sorta ruins their charms . . .

Answer 18

Dunno I guess you're just gonna have to ask your baby daddy at your next child support hearing. (Thats if he shows up.)

Answer 19

lol

Answer 20

I think it is because they were partying and learning lots of new and exciting sexual techniques when they were supposed to be learning.  So fool around with democrats for fun and marry a Republican for his or her potential.

Answer 21

haha.  very clever!

Answer 22

Crazy reckless people are always more fun in the sack.