Beside differences on the major issues of today
This punch line sums it up
Al Gore, Bill and Hillary Clinton all die on the same day, and head for judgment. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was Your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now." God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and Sit at my right."
Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
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