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Why do I dislike Hillary Personally?

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Beside differences on the major issues of today

This punch line sums it up

Al Gore, Bill and Hillary Clinton all die on the same day, and head for judgment. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was Your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now." God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and Sit at my right."

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

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  1. This is funny.  So, why do I personally dislike Hillary?  I dislike her talent for changing her personality to fit her audience.  I dislike her shrillness when she disagrees with someone.  I dislike her marriage that involves seeing her husband as little as possible.  I dislike her basic dishonesty.  I dislike her taste in pant suits.  Actually there is nothing I like about Hillary.


  2. Just like all the other people on here who have never met the woman, take in bias media, and are vehemently Christian I HATE THAT HILLARY!! HATE HATE HATE!! If she gets elected I'll be so upset I'll probably yell at my TV for a while before I go back to caring about politics as much as I do when there isn't a big media-crazed election (which is not at all).

  3. what personality she has a few depending on who she is talking to, but the usual ones she uses are vindictive, petty, and underhanded.

    Yep that's Hillary alright she does think she is better than everyone else, lets just hope she isn't elected otherwise dictatorship here we come.

  4. Moody Red: You've just described a con's way of thinking!

  5. That just about sums it up.  :)

  6. That sounds about right.

  7. Lol

    I have always hated Hillary, even before they were President. She has the personality of a snake-in-the-grass and most people are turned off by her b*tchy attitude

    Moody Red: You said it!!

  8. I dislike Hillary because she is a woman, and as such she gives all of us a bad name.  She has managed to exemplify all of the nasty anecdotal generalizations that have been attributed to women over the years.

    1, She behaves like a harridan when someone disagrees with her.

    2. She claims privilege of being a woman, when she is confronted.

    3. She is like the Georgia Peach, who wore the numbers "Slap Off" the brand new credit card.

    4. She wants to please everybody about everything.  Therefore, she really stands for nothing.

    5. If useful, she will claim to be persecuted and long suffering in order to get sympathy.

    6. She is not responsible for anything.  It was always someone else's fault.

    If you want to be President of our great Nation, you have to be willing to accept responsibility for your actions, and those of the Nation.

    Harry Truman said,"the buck stops here".

    He was also a Democrat. He was a leader.  He earned the respect of the world.

    Hillary said, "I am ready to lead", I disagree, she cannot even accept responsibility for herself, what she has said and what she has done, why would we think she can lead anyone else, let alone a whole country.

    We want the respect and good will of the world.  The world wonders why we cannot even clean our own house, before we start telling them how to clean theirs.  The same can be said for this potential "leader", she needs to clean her own house before she attempts to tell us how to clean ours, and the world how to clean theirs.

  9. You have it right! Lol! The main reason you dislike Hillary is that you are too intelligent to buy into her political rhetoric.

    She is as transparent as Saran Wrap. Her lust for power is so evident, it is a wonder she has so many fooled.

    The truth is she wants to be the head of a socialist nation that she may take right into communism and then she would reign as the dictator. Power, conceit, both her and Bill. I cannot imagine anyone believing in the two of them after all of the hideous things they have both done. But they do! She has a following of many "Sheeple" who apparently just follow blindly without really doing the work to find out about a candidate. They just listen to the lies!!!

  10. Hillary Clinton has arrogance but she is lenient on the poor by giving them many benefits.

    VOTE for your choice as US President on my 360 degrees blog and know if Hillary will likely win.

  11. I do not hate Hillary, but she is an evil criminal and needs to be stopped.

    Her complicity in her husband's sexual crimes is common knowledge.  I believe a person should be given a benefit of a doubt, but so many benefits?  I should not believe that it is credible that Hillary didn't know about the fraud at White Water?  She was their attorney.  If she is not a crook, then she is stupid.  I don't believe she is stupid.

    I should not believe that Hillary wasn't behind the illegal collection of files on all the previous employees at the White House and kept the records long after it became public knowledge that they had them?

    I should not believe that there was complete innocence on her part when her alleged lover and former law partner, Vince Foster committed suicide?

    I should not believe that Hillary wasn't behind renting out the Lincoln bedroom to earn campaign contributions?

    I should not believe that Kathleen Willey, a Democrat campaigner, who was sexually molested by the President was threatened by and had her pet killed by operatives of Hillary?

    I should not believe that Hillary was behind the firing of the White House travel staff and the accusations of theft which proved to be untrue?

    No, if there was one incident, I could easily be convinced of her innocence, but the list goes on and on and on.  No, she is a crook, plain and simple, and must not be President of these United States.

  12. Johhny, check this link.I don't know if you studied Shaklespeare, but this one word says it all.

  13. You're going to be telling ALOT of jokes when she is president.

    Sucks for you.

  14. I totally agree with what you feel about her its hard to explain i have nothing against women presidents its just her and it has nothing to with what happened with bill clinton either (even though alot of people have said if she cant keep her husband in line how will she run the country) but i was excited about a woman president at first until i just heard her talking and saw her mannerisms she just seemed full of herself, i mean that "joke" hits it right on the money so i guess its not just you my friends feel this way too maybe we're wrong but maybe we're right about her and if she gets elected that would suck.

  15. You don't really dislike Hillary, Johnny.  You only think you do.

    A vote for Hillary is a vote for hope and the future!

    Hillary realizes that the modern American is simply too lazy and unconcerned with the basic realities of life, such as getting proper health care, and keeping ones skills current to mitigate a loss of employment. Therefore, she's just taking the natural solution to the problem: taking the decision making away from the average person.

    You gotta admit the brilliance of it. The average American can't find Germany on a map, is a monolingual dolt, and would rather spend time shopping for pretty trinkets than spending an hour researching candidates. So, why even pretend anymore that we're part of an informed electorate.

    A vote for Hillary is the only solution. There is no point in trying to excel anymore.  That only breeds discontent, greed, and envy.  Liberals have wisely charted us a course for the safety of settling for mediocrity, and with Hillary at the helm, we can go full speed ahead to the fabled land of milk and honey.  Well, maybe not real milk and honey, but at least an acceptable mix of soy milk and an imitation, non-sugar, double-extruded nonfat honey-byproduct.

    Vote For Hillary. Thinking is such a waste of effort.

  16. That's a good one, here's another;

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.

    Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton."

    They are asking for a $10 million ransom.

    Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

    We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon."

  17. I think Eleanor Roosevelt would approve of this joke

  18. LOL.  Rarely do I give out stars

  19. I more than dislike her, I hate her.

    Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

    She replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

    This is her.

    She has no love for America. If she did, she would not be trying to turn a free society into a Socialist regime. Hillary...Hitler.....kind of simular, eh?

    She can stuff her Universal Health Care. Didn't she listen to the American People during Bill's administration? Americans DON'T want it!

  20. Yeah really!  I think it would go exactly that way,except it wouldn`t be god addressing the question. None of them would even get close to the golden gates! lol

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