Why do I have an obsession with garden hoses?

Question

Whenever I think of a standard green garden hose, I get a powerful erection. And not just any hose. It has to be a rubber garden hose. (Though white PVC pipe can give me a similar but less powerful erection.)

Whenever I SEE a garden hose with water flowing through it, I ejaculate and then I cant walk for a few minutes. Is this normal? What could it mean?

Answer 1

it might mean you are g*y or have p***s envy... whatever floats your boat