Why do I pee on the wall after s*x?

Question

every time after s*x, I have to get in the shower because the pee goes everywhere. whats the problem there, and what can I do to fix it?

Answer 1

It's one of two things and they're related.

It's common to have a little seminal fluid left in your pipes after ejaculating.  The act of blowing this out when urinating can cause some minor problems with your spray direction.

Secondly, if you waited a little while between ejaculation and urination, that residual seminal fluid could dry, especially at your urethral opening.  This'll cause you to spray like a firehose that no one is holding on to.  Once your urine flushes the residue, everything should be back to normal.

Answer 2

If possible, go to the toilet before s*x. but if this is a serious question, ask your doctor about it

Answer 3

wtf u nasty u just have a fettish for peeing on walls but you need to use the bahtroom before s*x.

Answer 4

wait, wait the wall or the shower or both.  So what are you really telling us.

Anyways if you're peeing on the wall that's nasty and unsanitary. Are you cleaning it up afterwards?

Anyways if you're spraying while urinating sit on the toilet to control the spraying.

That usually happens to me after a pumping session.  The vacuuming process causes the hole to enlarge and spray everywhere, so now I sit on the toilet.