Why do I worry so much about my personal gain and loss?

Question

I am not happy.

Answer 1

Nothing to worry about.

Here's something I saw in MAD magazine once. I hope it cheers you up. Here it is:

There are two thing to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well there is nothing to worry about.

If you are sick there are two things to worry about.

Either you will get well or you will die.

If you get well there is nothing to worry about.

If you die theres only two things to worry about.

Either you will go to heaven or to h**l.

If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to h**l you will be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you wont have time to worry.