Why do Space Aliens travel Billions of light years to come to earth?

Question

and then they look in people's bums... Why? Are we all sitting on the secret of the universe?

Answer 1

Funny question! They might not be your average aliens. Maybe they're the equivalent of our travelling perverts? Intergalactic Gary Glitter-types with a fetish for the American human rear end lol We might be the red light district of the Milky Way hahah

Answer 2

ok...i didn't know they looked in peoples bums cause thats gross

Answer 3

they dont

Answer 4

Bad travel agents with shiny brochures and a cut rate deal.

Let me tell you, when they get back home to Xumnurch, are they pissed!

Answer 5

Well, I think if we could travel like that, We would probably do the same thing!

I think it is mainly to study the fact that there is extraterrestrial life forms. They must know very little of us, and they must observe us from far away, watching as things unveil in our little word....

Wouldn't it be funny if they too were humans, but from a different planet and with a more civilized society?

Answer 6

They are our creators and they come to check our progress. The best way to find what we've learned is to check our intelligence and since most people's brains are in their rear ends these days, they look at our buns.

Answer 7

Seems obvious to me that this must indicate that aliens either:

A) Are very bored after their trip, or

B) Have an interesting sense of humor.

Answer 8

Because they are dumping off more prisoners. (See my profile)