Why do aliens always skip small talk and dinner and go right to the anal probe?

Question

Why do aliens always skip small talk and dinner and go right to the anal probe?

Answer 1

because they assume that it's "The Arkansas Way"

Answer 2

Just goes to prove they're only interested in one thing too!!!

LMAO ('scuse the pun)

:)

Answer 3

They are interested in your a**,

Not in have a relationship with you.

Answer 4

Higher life forms don't have time to mess around with niceties. After all, it took a long time to get here, it'll take just as long to get back, and they aren't getting any younger. So, BOHICA (bend over, here it comes again). And it could be they are just here to study the beneficial bacteria that gives us smelly gas. Maybe methane's their preferred fuel.

Answer 5

Betty's Guide to Etiquette hasn't been translated to Marsian yet.

Answer 6

It is just in their nature to do so.

Answer 7

You hang out with some rude aliens. My aliens never anally probe me until at least on the 3rd abduction.

Answer 8

What a cosmic question!

Answer 9

i like to dine out with aliens

Answer 10

hahhahahhahah well would you small talk and dinner with an alien?