Why do aliens anally probe ppl from Texas?

Question

I heard a lot of ppl being abducted and probe in Texas

Answer 1

people aren't being abducted in texas, for real. they create stories to get attention.

Answer 2

Aliens probed Cartman's ***, and he's from South Park, Colorado.

Answer 3

Because there is only two types of people in texas steers and qu**rs.

Answer 4

ur a sh*t cu*t u dont know anything

u love men

Answer 5

I'm from texas and I don't have any friends that have been analy probed.

you should watch what you say when talking about places you've never been to. (your parents probably don't even let you out of the backyard)

there's no reason for you insult the other 25 MILLION people in this state..

99% of them, don't own cattle, don't wear cowboy boots and haven't even owned a cowboy hat, but you in your sick and sheltered mind probably don't know that.

Let me let you know one thing, if its the only thing you learn...... Texans don't have good attitudes when people insult them, so

why don't you come down here and ask us face to face

We'll find some steers with 2 horns for you, not the 1 your looking for though I'm sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcVSxcgrh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QltlctqfY...

Answer 6

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictu...

Answer 7

aliens visit there more often?