Why do american tourist to Ireland look like big fat lepraucans?

Question

Why do american tourist to Ireland look like big fat lepraucans?

Answer 1

Well, most people say I look a bit like Meg Ryan with red hair, but I guess I can wear a big sweater if I must to fit your views when I stop by your island.

What a silly boy you are.

Answer 2

Those are big fat lepraucans you fool. The Americans all look like a cross between MC Hammer and Shrek! Akcht! lol

Answer 3

It's a shock being in the U.S.  Everyone is so big, even the kids.  People look bloated with carbs and sugar.  In the North of Ireland, there are more heavier people though.  I don't think I rememebr seeing any fat Dubliners or fat people in Israel.

Answer 4

LMAO- bless them, they are trying to fit in,

Answer 5

Cos most americans think they're irish, and think we all look like lepraucans in ireland and we wear green trousers and aaron jumpers and silly check hats with tassels on. So, thats why they come to Irl dressed like that to "blend in". Then they say things like "top o' th' mornin to ya"...... bless their innocence

PS.. Go Portugal, world cup, yay.. (A.B.E)

sorry, had to get that in there ;)

Answer 6

Because they bring a pot of gold................lol

Answer 7

LOL That's so funny and true.

I guess because they think they are "returned yanks"

Answer 8

because they just do. rich white fat lepraucans

Answer 9

Because Americans ARE fat, and all most know if Ireland is shamrocks & Guinness.