Why do birds always p**p on my car, ?

Question

Its usually the same spot, the windshield on my drivers side.

i drive a white vw passat

Answer 1

I think the guy above me nailed it,

Perhaps you should change a spot to somewhere that has no buildings around it ?

Maybe bird's eyes are attracted to white.

You can also buy one of those things they sell to put over your car.

Answer 2

Do you always park it in the same place, maybe the birds are living right above where the car is?

Answer 3

I know this is a weird answer but its correct it was on one of those science channels they find it scary because its bigger than the so you should cover it up with something they also find it veryu disturbing