Why do birds......?

Question

never get their own food at a buffet, but then eat all yours when you got exactly the right amount for yourself?

Just go get your own cake and ham n cheese sandwiches for crying out loud!!

Answer 1

Suddenly appear, everytime you are near? Just like me, they long to be, close to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Answer 2

selfish pig! ;p

Answer 3

I didn't know birds were allowed in restaurants for health and safety reasons.  If you mean girls or women why don't you say so?  using 'birds' to describe females is so so out of date and unnecessary.

Answer 4

If you know that is going to happen bring a bit extra for them it shows you care.

Answer 5

Do you know why birds never get their own food at a buffet? It's because they're already on the buffet.

I'd like some fried chicken please.....

Answer 6

Because birds are not human & cant go to the buffet

Answer 7

Sharing is caring!

Answer 8

I used to do that when i first started seeing my bf because i didnt want to look greedy, but after a while i ate what i wanted.

Answer 9

they say,

I'm not hungry, I'll just have a salad,

then look at you like a starving monkey ha ha

until you have to feed them ha ha

Answer 10

Those pigeons at Covent Garden always hassle me too

Answer 11

Good greif !

I have it the other way on, in that at a hog roast, I will put a modicum of stuff on my plate, as I can go back for more.

My wife loads the plate up to avoid maybe going back.

We are both a healthy 11-12 stone each, so not fatsos

It is sad to see a very fat woman shovelling fatty meat down from someone elses plate.

Bob

Answer 12

First I've heard of it.  I usually end up getting buffet food for my O/H, cos he feels silly. He then complains bitterly if there are things on the plate he doesn't like.

Answer 13

I always get my own

Answer 14

what sort of place are you taking them?

serving ham sandwiches and cake you still at nursery

Answer 15

....sing so g*y and lovers await the break of day !!!

Answer 16

I Agree...They just suddenly appear!

Answer 17

My wife would complain if i brought back cheese and ham. She doesn't like Ham