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Why do chicken cross the road?

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Could it be that the road crosses under them??

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  1. *clears throat*

    to

    get

    to

    the

    other

    side

    *bows*


  2. SO THEY COULD GET TO THE OTHER SIDE DUH.

    xD

  3. to get better cell phone reception

  4. IS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE  

  5. Bill Clinton says:

    I did not cross the road wit dat chicken.

    What is yo' definition of CROSS?

    :]

  6. Because,

    ~It was caught by a freak gust of wind

    ~it felt like it

    ~It was collecting experiences for its next book

    ~It got bored.

    ~It had a death wish

    ~It was part of a chicken conga line which happened to be crossing the road.

    ~It was a very confused chicken

    ~Because if it didn't, there would be no question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and many road-crossing-chicken scholars would not be able to answer their calling in life and would be unsatisfied for their entire lives.

    ~Because all members of the Road Chickens Cult have to do it.

    ~To give everybody this silly joke to ask a zillion times...... over and over, for the next 50 years!

    ~It was a stunt being filmed by Peter Jackson for the movie "To Cross or Not to Cross."

    ~It was only doing what the little voices in its head told her to do

    ~Why Not, just leave the chicken alone

    ~To get away from the Colonel.

    ~http://animalinternet.com/animatorial/vi...


  7. probably not

  8. no

  9. To get slaughtered, seasoned and served to you on a plate.

  10. What are you on about,and it crossed the road to get away from you,nugget.

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