Why do county fairs bring out scary looking people?

Question

I live in a small town of 13,000 in the midwest and whenever I go to the county fair here I am amazed by the amount of dirtballs.

Answer 1

It's like dropping a piece of apple pie on the kitchen floor and leaving it there. It draws all of the insects out of the woodwork.

Answer 2

hahahah good eye lol i don't really realize any of them =]

Answer 3

Scrumdidilyumcious.