Why do dogs always seem to cut silent ones??

Question

thanks for the answers guys...well mostly girls. maybe the question now is it only womens dogs that do the deed? hmm

Answer 1

Because they have better manners and are more polite than humans who just let them rip where ever they are.  This way they can slink away and hope someone else gets the blame.

Answer 2

my dogs   sure aint silent!!!! and wen they do cut one it smells so bad and they walk away and i get laughed at for being the closest one!!!! haha!!!!

Answer 3

Why do people ask stupid and pointless questions ????????

Answer 4

Its funny when they do becuase they walk away with there head down and the blame goes on you.

Answer 5

silent but violent, sneaky little animals lol

Answer 6

my dog used to let one go and then get up and go sit somewhere else, not only that look at you as if it was you that did it!

Answer 7

no big fat butt cheeks like us humans

Answer 8

They catch their prey much easier. Lol xx

Answer 9

Silent attack.  It's nature's way of helping them protect themselves from bigger or smarter creatures.

Answer 10

Well..if you want a logical reason..be prepared for a gory description. The reason ours have any noise whatsoever is because of butt cheeks. That slap together depending on the air pressure from the gas coming out. Dogs don't have cheeks so there's nothing to slap together. So it just comes out. With enough pressure...obviously it will make noise but for the most part that's probably why!

Answer 11

lmao yeah i have noticed that, and they always sniff them self to make sure its them  

Answer 12

lol, i really dont know, but very interesting! =D

Answer 13

They don't want to alarm their followers.

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Answer 14

they feel that they might harm maybe?

Answer 15

dont you think its hilarious to think that people like Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears and all the other celebrities are ripping ones night and day......

im a freak right?

Answer 16

aw they smell bad enough without us having to hear them too lol.  

Answer 17

you want to hear it too?

Answer 18

my cat once let one loose while sitting on a chest of drawers. It sounded really human

Answer 19

No cheeks to reverberate.

Answer 20

huh???????????

well idk but anwser my Q:

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Answer 21

my dog doesnt

Answer 22

lol...i dont know

Answer 23

dont blame your poor doggie!

Answer 24

hahah my dog lets out loud ones that stink sooo much yet he is such a little dog and you have to wonder how something so small can give off something soo loud and toxic xxoxoxoxooxoxox

Answer 25

duno

Answer 26

My dog sorry to say she does not do silent ones. Hers will make noise and when you look at her after she cuts one she will look at you like she did not do anything wrong.

Answer 27

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