Why do guys get so angry when you joke about the size of their package?

Question

Haha. Another s*x orientated question from me but even if you haven't seen it guys get really defensive why? And why does my guy-friend try and make everyone else's package seem small? Like he says he can tell the size of a guy and he tells me all guys besides him have small packages. Why?

Answer 1

some say size don't matter but to me it matters it is not one size fits all and i have guys at my job that admit to a little bitty p***s but men have issues any way and extenze viagra cialis etc are all socially driven drugs for men and their "LITTLE" friend its like the big *** jokes about my butt i could get mad or just embrace the thickness that is me and that's that so if a man gets mad just tell him its just a joke look their are guys that like itty bitty titties or big o butts or big juggs or what ever if a guy has a little p***s he should just live with it and develop other skills  LOLA beside society states about the male package all the time just look at the underwear male model you know they have socks down there GIRL  

Answer 2

because obviously hes a guy and guys like it when you boost their ego especially if it comes to their package obviously if your told your guy friend that he was small on the outside he might joke about it or laugh about it but on the inside hes prob wondering what if it really is small which makes them feel self conscious and they might not be as open about their "package size" as before so be nice and if it is small just tell him its average if its huge then tell him its huge its a win win for you if you say it that way

p.s its like a guy telling you your b***s are too small or fake  

Answer 3

Because this is the only way he can lie to himself. No one else bothers to pay attention to his loser self except for you. And since you believe him of course he is going to make up a whole bunch of lies and try to look better. He should stop worrying about other people's packages and start worrying about his own.

Answer 4

It's rather crude and insulting to joke about someone's genitals. And your guy friend needs to learn some manners and stop talking about this c**p.

Answer 5

cause he is stupid and thinks you are too if he can tell the size of a mans p***s by looking at him he is probably g*y sorry

Answer 6

For the same reason you would get upset if someone said something about:

the size of your b*****s,

the color of your skin,

the size of your nose,

the width of your butt,

the length of your legs,

the texture of your hair,

the way you speak (an accent),

the color of your eyes,

how clear or pimply your skin is,

how many wrinkles you have,

the size of your hands,

the length of your toes,

your shoe size,

your bra cup size,

the smell of your private area,

the hair on your legs, etc.

We are no different from you - the only difference is our gender - we're people, remember?  Regardless of gender, no one likes to be told something negative about themselves, even if it is true - sure the guy may have a pizza face, but do you really need to mention it?  Okay, his package may be tiny, but what good does it do to mention it?  Saying things like that hurt.  Think about it, American society has taught us that men have to have huge penises and women have to be a size 00 with a 70 inch chest.  Look at the advertising in this country.  Men with six pack abs and women who are top heavy.  This is the gift of the white man who runs Madison Avenue to all of us - exaggerated examples of gender that are impossible for the average person to ever attain and bland, generic, vanilla faces that all look the same and are devoid of the beauty of their ethnic heritage - straight blonde hair, blue eyes, a pencil thin nose, and light skin.

Your guy friend is probably not feeling too good about himself and wants to make himself seem better than the other guys to impress you.  Given the programming we get from birth from the media that we aren't good enough no matter what we do - we must be perfect - it is no wonder that his self image is just a bit under par.

Be kind and keep the jokes about packages out of the conversations, save for the gal pals.

Answer 7

Hmmm... because either from experience or other form of learning he knows that p***s size has an impact on female sexual pleasure and female sexual pleasure has an influence on female interest in a man and female sexual pleasure + interest is a major factor in keeping a woman around.

He also thinks that--as long as you don't experience these other men first hand--you might make your interest decision based only on what he reports.

If he knew you were going to try them too and him, he might look elsewhere for a woman he might not have to compete with other men for or he might instead shift to focus on himself being more experienced or skilled...