I mean, first of all, these cars get such phenomenal mileage, they should park FARTHEST from the door so that I can save gas by parking close. Second, aren't hybrid drivers doing it for the Greater Good? Then why do they need to be made all Special by getting a reserved parking space? They should just drive their hybrids because it helps the planet, not so they can get a good parking space. And third, I can't afford a hybrid, and now I'm feeling both guilty and inferior because I can't save the planet myself. And these guys even get better parking places than me. I feel like a second class citizen of the world. It isn't fair. We should all be able to feel good about ourselves whether we are saving the planet or killing it. OMG, you know??!!
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