Why do i love the smell of my own farts, but hate the smell of other peoples farts?

Question

Why do i love the smell of my own farts, but hate the smell of other peoples farts?

Answer 1

well they are very nice and usually bring out the smell of what kind of food you have eatten earlier. Other ppls farts you should smell also. Especially when your on a date with a girl and say she farts. . . . you should be able to recognize that she has farted and tell her exactly what she has eatten that day.  :) yey FaRttsss

Answer 2

One of lifes joys is letting fly with a rip roaring f**t. But i feel cheated when the stink is less than a nine out of ten on the stench scale. A great smelling f**t is many times more enjoyable than an o****m. Bring on the farting. Farting forever.

Answer 3

what the f**k?

Answer 4

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Answer 5

cos they disguise your usual stench? I don't know go see a consuller or play in traffic xD

P.s for all you haters, so what if im emo or cut!!