Why do i want to have s*x with my socks???!!!?

Question

i dunno, lately, ive been having really strange thoughts of making love to my socks. like, really hardcore. i know, its weird...but i love them so much! they love me, i love them back, they cuddle me and make me feel warm! ohh...i don't know what to do. because this means that im cheating on my boyfriend shoes, and he's socks' cousin. ughh, i just wish that we could do a three way!!

Answer 1

sock to me!!!!!!

Answer 2

wtf?? i think ur making this up. if its true...go see a therapist.

Answer 3

hold on one second, are you a guy? and if you are you have a boyfriend?

Answer 4

You scare me dude.

Answer 5

I'd discard the socks and shoes and go right to, I dunno, people!

Answer 6

Because they're s**y as h**l.  Just let the shoes and the socks cousin know whats going on and Im sure they'll be interested too.  Never skip on some fine *** socks hahaha.

Answer 7

Haha.

Answer 8

This socks...!!

Answer 9

You might really get off on this:

http://tinyurl.com/6fshok

No need to rummage through your boyfriends drawers anymore!

Answer 10

They must be some really special socks LOL!!!

Answer 11

Well sir, in all seriousness, my relationships with socks have never proved to last.. If you ask me, take what you can get now; asking for a 3 way may not work out as planned and may be left with no sock or boyfriend (or his shoes). Tell your socks that if they even think of telling your boyfriends shoes you will rip their elastic out of their hem.

Answer 12

u leave your socks alone,its disgusting!!dont do that

Answer 13

Don't worry thats perfectly normal, stats show that one in a trillion people want to do this but go ahead, make sure they're cotton too!!

Answer 14

ur wierd

ewww ur wierd

wierdo!!!!!!!

Answer 15

Hahahahha

OK, wear your socks and put on your shoes.

Then it'll be a compromise, because they both have to go together.

Answer 16

your joking right???!!!

Answer 17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Answer 18

I dunno.  Is Jim Morrison printed on the side of the socks?

Answer 19

LOL WTF!!!???

Answer 20

Here is something to make you suffer!!!!!!!!

Dream on!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stripeysuze...

Answer 21

you should change your name to Jack in the Sox

Answer 22

Omg well you could like put the sock in the shoe and get to it!

There problem solved.  

Answer 23

again?

gee... i think you should explain the situation to the washing machine, and see if he can sort something out...

remember, always use protection!!!!

Answer 24

HAPPY SOCK!! You must have spent time in the Navy..

Answer 25

Roflmao. I heard green socks are the best lovers.

Answer 26

Don't forget the hat and scarf. They might feel slighted!

Answer 27

hahaha!!! thats hilarious.

I don't think your boyfriend (the shoes) would mind.. i think maybe the socks and shoes would get along ;).

Answer 28

First you have to place the blunt on the coffe table ,take a breather and allow your double vision to synch. Now wait till the chronic leaves your system and after that ask yourself that question. If you cannot come upon a reasonible answer than your crazy man, your crazy.

Answer 29

sockittomesockittomesockittome.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8Vrvy0V...

Answer 30

is the sock going to be on the top or the bottom?

Answer 31

ummm. go to therapy