Why do men that get on the underground during rush hour?

Question

always sit with their legs as wide apart as possible. As if there isn't enough room already!! and why do commutors insist on reading hugh newspapers and eating mcdonalds on busy trains. No sarcastic answers please am getting bored with them.

Answer 1

Airing things out a bit down there I'd imagine.

Answer 2

every-ones in their own wee boxes in their Owen wee world ,

no one Else matters or exists

pretend the ones with large newspaper are in thier boxers or in bondage geer it s more fun just think your the one wee the whip or the nod

Answer 3

Guys always sit with their legs spread,  it's a power thing. To extend their personal space.

Same for the big paper, they want to pretend to themselves that they aint commuters and to avoid eye contact with the droogs

Answer 4

I personally have never been lucky enough to manage to get a seat on the underground during Rush hour I don't eat McD,S and my name is not Hugh I would not read a Hugh newspaper! what annoys me is people with bicycles gettin on the tube  for one stop and the ensuing chaos they cause when they get off the train why do you all insist on turning the bike around so it faces forward when you get to your stop anyway why bring a bike if you are gonna use the tube anyway? I can understand if you live a long way outside of London bringing the bike on the mainline service  and then riding it from Victoria to work  but bringing it up with you so you can use it take lumps out of fellow commuters on the tube is a bit un pleasant

Answer 5

You should get a big paper and sit with your legs wide apart,that'll teach em.Dont forget to wear undies.

Answer 6

shouldn't be eating on trains its not allowed like smoking..and the people who read big papers are ignorant,and i will give up my seat for a woman or senior citizen did it once ,i got up to let a pregnant lady sit down,young lad jumped into my seat..i remonstrated with him and he refused to get up..he did when this big (and i mean BIG)Irish gentleman picked him up by the coat collar in one hand and made him give it up for the young lady,i think decency ruled that day with help with the man who was the size of a house!! she was very grateful. men with legs apart are just a pain..i say budge up please mate..they normally move over (not all the time but most..)

Answer 7

Only boring people get bored.....why don't you ask them personally the next time you're on the underground?

Opps I forgot people do not make polite conversation in London!

Answer 8

they are daring anyone to try squeezing in next to them or asking them to move!

Answer 9

"Fo' shizzle, my nizzle"

Answer 10

rude

Answer 11

ur obviously a woman, would u squeeze ur legs tight together if u had a set of testicles between ur legs?

Answer 12

Because it's cool as h**l to sit with your legs like that. I'm sure people heading to work during rush hour don't have much time to eat. So they eat on the train. And newspapers are just huge ingeneral. What other kind of newspaper would they read?

Answer 13

walk to work ... it's healthier for you

Answer 14

Men have parts that are not conducive to leg crossing...duh

I think you must learn to except society for what it is or move to the country.

Maybe if you bring a shot of your favorite brandy you would be able to tolerate them...or you just might make some friends

Answer 15

If you are going to be a part of the rat race then please realize that the rats are rats because of their inability to rise above the level of a rat, so complaining about the other rats is ridiculous.

Answer 16

You need to walk a bit more often.

Answer 17

the springs in the seat seem to spread my bum, i dont mean to spread my legs i just think its balance, sorry

Answer 18

we get to keep our balls cool so we open our legs, we read to open our minds  & eat food too you know what thats for . now that was not a sarcastic answers wasn't it not

Answer 19

When men lose their 36” of personal space they will either react dominantly or submissively.  These men are simply acting out their Alpha male instincts or demonstrating virility.  This establishes local and immediate dominance.  That or they are just rude.

Answer 20

If you dont want sarcastic dont ask such stupid d**n questions for gods sake by the look of your avatar and the way you go on its confirmed that you are a true WHINGER.