Why do modern women totally obey and worship Oprah?What can I do to have same inluence over women nationwide?!

Question

If Oprah says, go on a diet... ok, what diet, Oprah?

If Oprah says, go buy a book... ok, what book, Oprah?

If Oprah says, vote for Obama... ok Oprah, I sure will...

What is the secret here?

Answer 1

Oprah the Human Garbage Can.

You probably don't, but I remember her show when it first came out - pure trash, just a step below Jerry Springer.  Then she got rich and cleaned up her act a bit, but she's still a dump truck - and way over rated.

Answer 2

Geez, you know nothing about modern women, do you? Only about 5% at best give a d**n about anything she has to say.

Answer 3

Well, your first mistake is lumping all "modern women" into one category...not every woman gives a rat's *** what Oprah says! You won't certainly won't be influencing any women by underestimating their intelligence.

Answer 4

In order to have influence on women world wide, get educated, work hard, get your own tv show, build it up from an idea to the biggest media empire in the US, keep working hard, write books, star in movies and have a great publicist.

If you haven't already done this at your age, it's probably because it's hard being a hard working media star and still live downstairs at your mother's,

But there's hope for you yet.

I hear Pizza Hut are hiring.

Cheers :-)

Answer 5

Hm...I don't care for Oprah. I've never watched a show. To me she' jut like every other talk show host who wants to try to change the world. Good luck with that honey.

Answer 6

Oprah's cool, smart, successful.

You are....  not!

Answer 7

She gives people things.

Answer 8

If you will rent out a studio, and tell me you are having a show, and then buy a car for everyone in the audience, I am sure that your influence among women would rise!

Answer 9

Have a little self-respect for yourself and others. Oprah came from nothing and made herself something. Can you say the same?

Also, I do not worship Oprah. But I respect her for what she's done with herself. She could be another Amy Winehouse.

Answer 10

Would you rather women worship Paris Hilton?

Answer 11

While I respect her accomplishments, I don't listen to her. I have my own mind and my own ideas.

As for having the same influence on women nationwide...you'd be better off becoming a pop star and those women will follow you anywhere...

Answer 12

By asking stupid questions like this, you will never get the same respect as Oprah from any woman.