Why do old people cheat at board games?

Question

Is it genetic?

Is it that big a deal to mop the floor with me in Clue?

Answer 1

Because they have nothing to live for??? j/k! lol I think it may be because they have played a ton of board games and they know the ins and outs of most board games!

Answer 2

Colonel Mustard is having relations with me right this very minute.

*cries*

*screams*

*cries*

Answer 3

most of them don't have much time left & have been cheating death for decades. be nice to raisins!

Answer 4

Huh! i learn a new thing everyday,thanx,they always tell me to respect their elders,if it wasnt for them we wouldnt have the freedom in the country etc etc,i thought that they were just real smart! im watching them from now on!

Answer 5

I totally agree.

Hey...what's that behind you?

*magically has 5 Kings in checkers*

Answer 6

Because they don't have long to live and need to win as many games as possible even if it means cheating!

Answer 7

it's geriatric, not genetic

you would think they would rather lose, something else for them to ***** about....

Answer 8

Because they're too old to cheat in bed.

*cries*