Why do our children......?

Question

Not sleep when you want them to then JUST doze off as you need to go somewhere.......ALWAYS p**p just before you are leaving to go out........play with everything you dont want them to and nothing you do......drive you crazy and break your heart when you love them so much......?????? Any others you may think of feel free to add :)

Answer 1

Oh baby yes, I detest being late........I am always at least 10 mins late now, even to the Doctors. I have been put to the back of the waiting list a few times now, lol. I have a bad habit of just nicking down to the shops and not taking any nappies or wipes.....my son always needs a nappy change about 2 seconds after we get where we are going and then I have to abandon my quest and go straight home,  grrrrr, but that is my fault.

What about babies when you are all dressed up ready to walk out the door and they perk down your back, or your partner doesn't tell you because "they thought you knew??" lol.

Kids are kids, they get sick in  the middle of the night and keep you awake as well, they break your most treasured possessions even though they were on the highest shelf (mine must be monkeys or something). They wrestle on the floor of the supermarket and people have to walk over them (joy). But you love them to pieces and once you have them you can't imagine what you did with your time. (had a shower in peace, got a leg wax every 4 weeks, had clean hair and clothes when you walked out the door) Lol. I love my kids so much!!!

Answer 2

your children do that cause they're just kids

give 'em a break

did YOU have a childhood?

Answer 3

Ohhh yeah...........

What about when you've followed the muddy footprints up the hallway, gazed at the caked on dirt that's been smeared over the walls, open the door to the bathroom to find to children covered from head to toe sitting in a bath made of dirt they've dragged in from the garden, smiling ear to ear, so proud of the 'mud' pie they've just made for you.

Do you laugh or do you cry??

Answer 4

Lol, SO true!!

I am always perfectly on time to leave to go somewhere, and one of them will all of a sudden announce they need to go to the toilet, or the youngest will need a nappy change.

And yes, I put my youngest to bed for a sleep if we need to go out that night, and he will just sit in his cot and play and babble to himself!

Its all part of the irony of being a parent!! I bet we did exactly the same to our parents too, payback time, lol.

Enjoy!

Answer 5

lol they're kids - it's their job :D

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.

Answer 6

It's the curse!!!  

Didn't your parents ever tell you, "I hope you have a child who acts just like you!!"  

My parents did and now I do!!!

Can't wait to pass the curse on to my kids!

LOL!!!     ; )

Answer 7

Why do they have to announce that they farted in the worst places at the worst times?  Why do they say they dont want ketchup and then change their minds just when you FINALLY sit down - after putting the ketchup away.  Why do they laugh when were mad?  Why do they argue with their siblings about the stupidest things (like whether or not its cloudy).  Why do they need to use the bathroom just after you get in the shower.  

Ahh...I think its because they are wonderfully amused at their own curiousity in their ability to cause chaos.

A wise man once said "If your going to laugh about something 20yrs from now - you mine as well laugh about it now!"  Aint that the truth!  I do wonder, though, if he ever had children....

Answer 8

Hee hee.  

My daughter is 16 months and I hear ya sister!  I'm glad I'm not the only one whose child plays with everything she's not supposed to!

Answer 9

Wait until you've just had a shower and put on clean clothes to vomit on you! hahaha

Or, wait until they've just had a bath and had cleans clothes put on them to vomit on themselves! hahahaha

Answer 10

I wish I had a dime for every time.....

LOL

Mine are older and my youngest (who is 5) always gets *thirsty* as soon as we're in the car. Or has to pee, when we leave, even if she went 5 minutes before, or they get hurt when we're hurry - stub their toe on the steps .. the list goes on. I swear they don't want me to leave the house. ha ha

My youngest is also notorious for making me laugh when I'm mad. I say, " I can't believe you just did that!" and she replies back , so clever, "Well, believe it! I did!"

Answer 11

call you to ask where you are but when theyre out... dont call you at all. =P

i do that sometimes... not on purpose.. but i just forget. =P

Answer 12

No I don't have a sense of humour at all - I seriously wonder these things!! ;)

- Why when I say no, they do it anyway?

- Why when I say Bath time, I can't find anyone?

- Why they can hear me at the other end of the farm, if I opened a candy bar, but if I ask them to turn the tv down from 2 feet away, they don't hear me?

- Why can't they come with instruction manuals??

- Why is it, that no matter how *naughty* they have been, when they cuddle up with me for a story, my heart forgets all?

- Why is it when I'd like just to lay down for 10 minutes, the children want to act like wild cave men?

- Why is it that when I am sick, the normally good children walk all over me?

- What do I have to do to get a piece of mudcake and coffee around here??

-Why is it, they drive me crazy throughout the day, but after they've been in bed for 1/2 an hour, I feel so alone??

Answer 13

Kids are kids, mine do it all the time and it makes me mad bu in a good way.

Answer 14

LOl they wait until you get on the telephone to ask you questions and wait until you leave the room that you just cleaned so that they can mess it all up again can act like perfect angels for everyone else but you

good it isn't just mine that do all of those things