Why do pensioners smell like Cornish pasties?

Question

Why do pensioners smell like Cornish pasties?

Answer 1

no idea cause i always thought they smelt like pee! but next time i see one i'll smell and see if they do, smell like cornish pasties! lol

Answer 2

Haha... I've noticed they smell of wee and whiskey. What Cornish pasties are you eating? Hehe

Answer 3

u need to change yer bakers coz pensioners smell like wee

Answer 4

that is not nice

Answer 5

What does Cornish pasties smell like? Cheap perfume?  Sour cream & onion?  Cheesy?

Answer 6

Old people were here first so it's obvious that they made pasties to smell like old people!

Answer 7

that is what they eat

Answer 8

For the same reason all scousers are tea leaves.

Answer 9

what do you call a scouser in a suit ,the defendant,

Answer 10

Do pasties smell like Pi55 then?

Answer 11

You're quite right!  I had always classed the smell as biscuit based, but had never been able to pin the odour down to a specific source until now.  As to the reason, I think probably a penchant for cheap meats, mixed with the odourous effects of the increasing difficulties people find in maintaining their personal hygiene in old age.

And to Optimus Prime - if you have never experienced a cornish pasty, then you obviously do not understand what an astute observation our friend has made here.

Answer 12

they don't, but why do rude teenagers smell like dogs who have been rolling in cow manure.

Answer 13

Minging aren't they.  What's got 100 legs and stinks of P*ss?  the congo from the Pensioner's club.

Answer 14

why do you even care? I don't even know what Cornish pasties are.

Answer 15

Cornish pasties smell of a mixture of onion swede and cabbage.  They are the main ingredients inside the pastry.  Give old people a break - many young people smell like this as well, though that is caused by pheromones and sweat.

Answer 16

ughh i'll never eat a cornish pastie again!!!!!

Answer 17

I`m a pensioner and I don`t smell like a Cornish pastie ,perhaps it`s yourself your smelling ,

Answer 18

very funny, now you put me off pasties for ever!

Answer 19

I have noticed they smell of cabbages. Maybe they have different diets in different places. Or in the case of cabbages perhaps their socks are washed in cabbage water. And perhaps Cornish pasties are prone to missing the mouth and end up down their fronts. PS I am a pensioner and I stink to high heaven ! You'll be old yourself one day.

Answer 20

Someone has to !

Answer 21

probably cause thats the only thing they eat. lol