Why do people get offended when you offer to help them fill out their McApplication?

Question

I'm just trying to be nice.

Answer 1

yeah really, I think that a bad attitude is a prerequisite to work there

Answer 2

can you help me fill mine out? I'm not too good at filling these out, especially after that incident at Burger King when I saw that raw hamburger and bun inside the restroom, so I unzipped and........ well you get the picture.

Answer 3

If you'll sit on my lap while doing it I'll come in & fill one out. I'll McSee you there !

Answer 4

If you offered to help them whilst being naked I'm sure they wouldn't get quite as upset....

Hey, just a suggestion ya' know.

Answer 5

Probably because they don't McUnderstand it when you tell them how to do it in English !

Answer 6

I can read and write quite well actually, thank you very much though.  There is something else you could help me out with if you're in a generous mood sometime and FYI, if you offered to let me kiss your McAss, I'd definitely take you up on it!  

Answer 7

They get their little McFeelings all hurt

Answer 8

People who are facing the prospect of a career choice that entails smelling like fryer oil and McMeat every night aren't going to be too sociable, probably.  Put 'em in a better mood by flashing that smile of yours when you ask if they need help.  Oh, and make sure you're wearing the Halloween '07 costume when you ask.

Answer 9

People are strange beings. You can offend them with little and insignificant things... even when in reality you are trying to be nice. Just remember how I got offended when you called me a "nice person" (you tried to say a nice thing and I took it as an insult) and you got offended because I told you a story just for the sake of conversation.

Answer 10

You forgot to offer them fries when you went to shake their hand.