Why do people in Christchurch and Auckland swim?

Question

Why do people from Christchurch and Auckland swim in pool and then throw bikes at asians who are just getting their printers fixed and putting back on their feet?

Answers as silly as possible please!

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Answer 1

Silly you!  I can't believe you don't know the answer to this.....!!!

It is because the seagulls flew upside down on Wednesday when the train broke down in the tunnel and the passengers ate prawns while playing ping pong.