Whenever I get a new car, I don't like it to get scratched for at least the first few months that I own it.
So I usually try to park waaaaay in the back, so that there are at least 20 open spaces between me and the next furthest car.
Then when I go into the store and rush back out after a few minutes, there's always some idiot parked inches away from from my car with some piece of c**p.
One time, I came out and there was a guy in a big@ss mini-van unloading his stroller next to my car and bumped my car with it.
Why the f*ck didn't he park in one of the 50 closer spots with absolutely no cars next to it so he could have more room and not have to walk as far?
Are people freaking doing this on purpose?
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