Why do people say that Bertha Lummox runs like lightning?

Question

paper is due tomorrow

Answer 1

wow, same here! (dang math teacher, always gives us worksheedt shen hes gone...) But im not finished. Just do the math and your done. Better to not cheat than to cheat, because when the teacher finds a paper with no work, he/she may get suspicious...

Answer 2

I'm not doing your homework!