Why do people think i lie constantly and say i am mentaly insane?

Question

I am a pilot in the R.A.F and have fought in viet nam, the war in afghanistan and both gulf wars, i was a fireman in new york when the twin towers got hit and saved many lives, i left the N.Y.F.D to join the navy seals but got kicked out for killing to many people so i then joined the britsh S.A.S where i fought and assisinated many people in ireland.....all of whom were celtic fans......i then left the S.A.S to be the queen of britains own personal bodyguard......were i saved her life many times, and was on a secret sabotage mission in paris in 1997 when princess diana died......i was sacked by the queen in 2002, and have been incarcerated in a state mental institution to this day......they say i'm not allowed to leave until theres signs that my medication is working.....but im fine and want to leave, even the fairys that live in my top drawer say i should'nt be held against my will, why dont they believe me ? I have never lied about anything in my life.....what can i do to get out of this place ?

Answer 1

you're funny. Thanks for making my day :)

Answer 2

If you fought in vietnam, you would be too old to fight in Iraq, the military would throw you out

Answer 3

Your a master at work well done!

Answer 4

Right....uh....see a shrink???

Answer 5

sometimes people over look things... here is something you overlooked. use your training to escape!

Answer 6

yeah & i'm GOD-----your NUTS

Answer 7

they are jealous of you, ignore them.

Answer 8

There is a difference between a liar/ insane person or someone who has an active imagination! So more fool them. My advice write a book! It will kill time and make you money!

Answer 9

Wow.

Answer 10

You are lying now dude. If you think we are believing that fairy story straight from the top drawer you are crazier than I first thought.

Answer 11

hahahahahahahahahaha

Answer 12

Best stay there till the medication starts working matey.

If we're all really lucky....

...it never will :-D

Answer 13

you need to increase your medication  

Answer 14

That is a good CV pal! Keep it up!

Answer 15

I am the queen, I sacked you in 2002 and its all because you referred to me as "the old battle axe" among your friends.  Now say your sorry and I'll tell the fairies to use their magic to let you out.

Answer 16

man, don't listen to what people say, i was like you when i was younger too , but inbetween vietnam i went to the moon and people didn't believe me because they said you can't badmington on the moon , because only cool people play badmington and they thought i wasn't cool? GO FIGURE!!

Answer 17

I believed you all the way, until you mentioned assassinating Celtic fans..

Everyone knows that Celtic fans are elite ball-kickers and, I am afraid, your nutz would have taken a fatal pounding.

Therefore you are a liar and you need more meds

Answer 18

get a life!

Answer 19

don't worry about what they say, you are obviously being truthful......by the way......do you like this shiny peice of foil that I am waving in front of you? ooooooh prettyy!!!

Answer 20

Your physical body is too old to currently be a pilot in the RAF. I think once you acknowledge that you are on the right track.

Answer 21

Well if you close your eyes and imagine you were free then you will be. All the guards and wardens would have magically disappeared and you and the fairies can go to the secret garden and live happily ever after!

Answer 22

Stop mocking the genuinely mentally ill and do something more productive with your time

Answer 23

how sad must you be to spend your time making something that ridiculous up?

Actually saying that, you being sad enough to do it probably means you really do need help.

Answer 24

It's ok, I believe you. Almost the exact same thing happened to me.

Answer 25

your obviously insane and the only reason you think your sane is because your ******* INSANE

Answer 26

I'll break you out - I'm on my way.

Us crazy folk need to stick together!!!!

Answer 27

I remember you, we did time together as elves working for that fat guy. I always wondered what happened to you.  

Answer 28

Sleep w/ the guards.

Answer 29

are you serious? if you are, you are NOT ok. Fairys? This is the one thing that really makes me wonder, the time-line and events sound plausible . If you haven't told the institution about the fairy's, don't. Proof can be provided for the rest of it.

Taking what you've written at face value, you've been through a shitload of stuff, been in that army environment too long and I think you should take some serious time off and do a lot of introspection and soul searching to find your centre and balance yourself.

Wow, still not sure what to think dude. How old are you? Nam was 1964-75.  Kinda sounds like paranoid schizophrenia , not a doctor though. Have you watched Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' recently?

Answer 30

because you are

Answer 31

I can't imagine why anyone would doubt this fantastic story. The fairy's are right! You should leave immediately. Why don't you just use some of those skills to break out. I bet Puff Daddy would be happy to hire you as a personal body guard.