Why do some religious questions involve the toilet bowl?

Question

Is this some religious humor I don't get?

Answer 1

Having their heads in the toilet bowl is an inherent requirement of any religion

Answer 2

It is where they dream up their questions for posting.

Answer 3

I prey to the toilet bowl every Sunday morning. And sometime late Saturday night.

Answer 4

Isn't atheism wonderful with its complete lack of judgmental people and with its intelligent, thoughtful and insightful answers coming from people with such open minds?

Oh, I'm sorry. I must have dozed off and was dreaming there for a moment. Nice dream, too. People actually respected each other.

Now, what was the question? Oh, yeah. It is humor if your standards are low enough. Atheists found a few bad apples and think they are smart because they threw out the whole barrel of good apples along with a perfectly good and serviceable barrel. The less intelligent and more ignorant ones now spend most of their time patting each other on the back and proclaiming how smart and funny they are. They think all religions are a pile of (Oh. shoot! What is the word?) Anyway, they think all religions are worthless, stinking messes and try to make sure everyone knows that is what they think, What they do not realize is the smell is coming from much closer to home.

Answer 5

Yours is the 1st "toilet" question I've seen on this website. Perhaps if you care to expound on this subject, a better answer shall be revealed to you. If it is some type of religious humor, maybe it shall be flushed like all the rest of the mischievous jokes. Blessings.

Answer 6

*flush*

Answer 7

It must have something to do with the "Great Oija Board Caper" sweeping R&S this morning.

Answer 8

Christians are floaters, maybe that's why.

Answer 9

I believe it's something to do with the shape of certain stains resembling certain minor deities

Answer 10

All religions belong in the toilet bowl