Why do the United States Marines always shop at Trader Joe's Supermarket? ?

Question

When they leave the store all the lemonade is gone from the store. Why?

Answer 1

  OMG, are you back?  I thought a small Recon unit finally caught up with your @ss and fed you to the homosexual ragheads coming out of Iran.  Oh, I forgot, there are no homosexuals in Islam, well maybe these were just over friendly Muslims.  

Are you taking your meds as prescribed?  No more cheatin, you here !  Trader Joe's is the closest thing to Marine Corps chow that can be found commercially.  The delicacies served by Marine Corps chefs cannot be found in normal super markets, only the most exotic of fare is offered by the old trader, the kind that only comes close to dining in a four star chow hall  such as the one's in Parris Island or MCRD !

Lemon chicken has become a delicay for the recruits, so the executive chefs send Recon patrols out to find more lemon juice, and when you think lemons, you think of Trader Joe's !  That's simple enough.

Answer 2

Yeah there in my trader joes.. are you retarded?

Answer 3

i don't know

but there's one Trader Joe's Supermarket near my recruiter's Marine office.

Answer 4

Because that's where the fru-fru boys from Al-Qaeda in America hang out...  every now and then Uncle Sam's Misguided Children capture another bunch of them and send them to Gitmo for a tropical vacation.  

The lemon juice, well, that's for the celebratory round of Coronas and moquitos after Osama's butt boys get sent off to Guantanamo Bay.

Answer 5

Because they are doing their best to try and buy up all the Kool-aid flavored lemonade that libs buy.Also because Osama oops Hussien Obama likes mixing t-joes lemonade with Kool-aid and its a waste of good stuff.