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Why do the plumbers and repair men in porno movies never actually fix anything?

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Talk about sloppy craftsman ship.

"I am here to fix your plumbing, mame."

*have s*x*

*leaves*

*House still has jacked up plumbing*

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  1. I wonder do they still send a bill??

    "Sigh" if only that worked with cops and firemen...


  2. Because they are actors not real plummers. They aren't real men.

  3. Because my friend that is not what they are there to do.

  4. I think they find other uses for their tools, including the Roto-Rooter.

    (In Australia that has a very different meaning.)

    Cheers :-)

  5. Aren't they cleaning the pipes, so to speak or delving into them?

    Edit to Marissa-I'm pretty sure Mario was doing Princess in the castle.

  6. would you rent a porno that wasted half the time actually fixing the sink???

  7. Thats a good point, do they ever get paid either. Steamy hot s*x isn't gonna put food on the table.

  8. Removing a wadded-up sponge from the pipe. That's hot.

  9. Because real plumbers never get laid. Poor Mario...:(

  10. LOL!

  11. Because p**n is silly like that.

  12. It's an excuse to come back and "do her" again.

  13. Is just a fetish. Although women talk about equality, they still feel atracted to men who can fix things and do heavy jobs, these hypocrites actually think that is man duty to do these things for them.

  14. They seem to fix the woman's plumbing pretty good with their snakes.

  15. because they try and have a weak *** story for some reason(why is this? anyone know?) and they get them to act out some ridiculously cheesy scene for some idiotic reason...

    I want to know why they even feel the need to act a scene out, I mean its totally ridiculous, and Im not going to use 5 points asking about something so stupid

  16. Oh, he's fixing the plumbing... *wink*

    That was too easy.

  17. He laid some pipe. I am sure he can bill something for it.

  18. because that's not the job they're really there to do.

  19. So the lady in question can call more plumbers! Heck, the world could do with more plumbers like that!

    *understands the pain of being single and horny*

    EDIT- hey, mario was a stud!!!

  20. because its a porno not a commercial for plumbing. a porno is for s*x not learning how to fix ****.
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