Why do these sports questions all sound like they are from six year olds?

Question

Very few are intelligent questions.

Answer 1

Most of them probably are. I agree, it does seem like a lot of young kids on here asking stupid questions. Like that Cubbear guy, he's a moron.

Answer 2

Hi. Welcome to the internet.

Answer 3

If that concerns you so greatly, may I suggest two things.

1. Don't go into sports categories.

2. Formulate some intelligent questions on your own.

Answer 4

Well why are you even on the Sports Section?

Answer 5

I agree, but it's fun answering unintelligent questions if you're bored at 2:00 AM (which I am sometimes). It's fun to be the only voice of logic. I think there are a lot of good questions, too, though.  

Answer 6

Because most people are drunk when they ask them...