Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ar$e

Question

Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ar$e

Answer 1

You know, of course, that there is a great fallacy in your question:

There is no particular entity (an "it" as you say) that is alternately called an asteroid or a hemorrhoid, according to its geographic location.

In fact, asteroids and hemorrhoids are two entirely distinct realities.  

Since they are, in fact, two entirely different entities, it is fitting that they have distinct names.  

Answer 2

You mean "atmoshphere", don't you?

Answer 3

For the same reason there's no fishes in the river of neil.

Answer 4

because it's all a PILE of cra@ !

Answer 5

Has it come from uranus?

Answer 6

   that was great.best laugh i had all week.thanks.