Why do they make tennis shoe, shoe strings so long.?

Question

Why do they make tennis shoe, shoe strings so long.?

Answer 1

so you can look like a dumb a$$ when you trip and fall over them while trying to run away from the po-po!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

so you can triple knot them and look like a clown

Answer 3

so that us parents can teach you how to tie them with the bunny song and then as soon as we see them untied we get to ***** at you and tell you to tie them up...

Answer 4

Probably so that you'll have enough string to hang yourself after playing really, really badly.