Why do they tell you not to eat the plastic wrapping on the fruit roll ups package?

Question

Why do they tell you not to eat the plastic wrapping on the fruit roll ups package?

Answer 1

it hurts to bad to p**p it out...or so i've heard!

Answer 2

Some dumb kids might decide to eat the wrapping one day and choke. That's to prevent their parents suing.

Answer 3

Lawyers...

Answer 4

Because people are stupid, and stupid people will eat plastic unless told not to. It is the stupid people eating plastic and suing over it, that resulted in the warning not to eat plastic. EVERY warning label on EVERY product has a lawsuit behind it filed by some stupid clod who lacked common sense. You can't legislate stupidity no matter how hard you try. And the real problem, is the stupid idiots don't die off from the stupid things they do fast enough to get bred out of the gene pool... Do a search for "Darwin Awards"...

Answer 5

Because you will p**p plastic.

Answer 6

to cover their ***

Answer 7

Because not-very-smart people do eat them and then they try to sue. Also scammers eat them on purpose for the same reason.

People love to sue for no reason, so you need to cover your bases.

It's all about not being sued, that's why you have silly warnings like (they are real) :

1- On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body"

2- On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts"

3- On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts"

4- On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals"

5- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating"

6- On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost"

7- On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap"

8- On a Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping”

9- On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"

Answer 8

whenever there is a warning on a package it's bc some dummy went and did it.  so somewhere out there someone ate the wrapper, got sick, n tried to sue.

Answer 9

For retards like you.

Answer 10

Because they want to kill you slowly with preservatives not quickly by clogging your intestines up. ; )

Answer 11

Because if you eat it you'll implode.  Simple as that.

Answer 12

Because some silly person may well do.