Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being wo

Question

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being wo

Answer 1

You know what they say: when on the sun, eat toast like the suners do

Answer 2

It's so the toaster company can sell more toasters.  They're hoping that you'll get so upset over the burnt toast that you'll break the toaster and have to get a new one.

Answer 3

crazy huh? for that one guy who likes his toast FUBAR

Answer 4

So that decent humans can change the settings :)

Answer 5

Because normal toast settings won't do things like frozen bagels or frozen English muffins.

Answer 6

Didn't you ever learn that charcoal purifies? Don't you want your insides purified?

Obviously they are trying to make us healthier.

(Very tongue-in-cheek, in case you're wondering.)

Answer 7

That's the setting for "Burnst." (burned toast)

Answer 8

For use when bread, pop-tarts or muffins are still frozen

Answer 9

CONSIPIRICAY THEROY DUDE! =-{o

did u figure that out yourself and set it that high?

CUZ THAT IS A SMART THING TO DO MAN!!!!!!!!!!