Why do we have Olympics without Chuck Norris ? Where is he ? ?

Question

Missing him, out there.

Answer 1

Chuck is waiting for a jungle-based Olympics and is particularly looking forward to the camouflaged karate-kicking competition, where he can best show off his sporting abilities.  In the finals he of course expects to save all the other athletes from certain death.  Chuck is generously ready to share his recommendations to other 'Olympians in training' on how best to tie their headbands and look cool whilst sweating and holding sub-machine guns. The shooting competitors don't stand a chance, particularly the shady un-American ones who make Chuck a bit anxious. Chuck is trying to calm his nerves with some eastern meditation and practising his 'turns to camera', ready for the inevitable gold medal ceremony.

Answer 2

In a nursing home

Answer 3

Even though Chuck could easily win every single event in the Olympics, he chooses not to compete so that others may enjoy the spoils of victory. In fact, last summer Michael Phelps called up Chuck and challenged him to a 200m freestyle swimming race. Chuck agreed but only so long as there was no press or publicity involved and that the race would take place in a lake rather than a pool; because Chuck only swims in freshwater since chlorine in pools stunts the growth of his beard. Anyway, they raced in Lake Mini-Wa-Ha, just outside of Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin and Chuck easilly beat Phelps by six full body lengths. Naturally he shattered the world record (including Phelps recent WR) but since it was an unofficial race and since Chuck didn't want any publicity, he's made no mention of it.

Answer 4

That's funny.....maybe he's too dangerous for the games, considering his powerful moves!

Answer 5

The Olympic Committee banned Chuck after he participated in the 1936 Games in Berlin. Chuck entered every event and won them all (duh!)  Hitler was so mad he confronted Chuck and ordered him to become a German. Chuck of course gave old Adolf a good old American roundhouse kick in the n**i-noids. Chuck said the whole thing was boring and he quit, to try his hand at inventing a flux capacitor.

Answer 6

he's simply an actor. he's in hollywood thats why.

Answer 7

Because Chuck Norris is a raving homosexual and the Chinese shoot all g*y people on sight.