Why do woman always have to put things away, so you cant find em anymore?

Question

I love my chaos and perfectly capable of finding what I need.

BUT..............NO they have to place things in an orderly fashion, that even the FBI cant find it anymore.

Sorry for ranting but doesn't that bug the h**l out of men?

Answer 1

Pay her back by rearranging that suitcase she calls "her purse".

By the way, you spelled "I lost my balls and want them back waaahhhh..." wrong.

Answer 2

Maybe you can find what you need but, can she?  If they are shared items, I want things back from where they came so I'll know where they are the next time I need them.

I hate looking for things that are just left in the area in which they were last used, by someone else.  It's a waste of time and energy.  AND it's frustrating!

If it's just your items, she should leave them alone.  Just like my desk. It is a completely cluttered chaos but I can find whatever I want.

Answer 3

Man does not find a thing.

Man asks his woman where the h**l she put it.

Woman starts ranting for man being rude.

Man stars "who, me?" etc.etc.

Shortly, they both forget what they are fighting about.

This is a perfect cause for man and woman to have a kind of communication!!

Think Positive !

Answer 4

I wish I could find order in this chaos, but luckily I have a good memory for seeing small detail and can find stuff amongst the detritus when the really, really extremely messy bloke can't cope with reality.

Answer 5

No, men get used to that sort of thing.

Alice, where did you put the mangoes?

Answer 6

Are you talking about your p***s?

Answer 7

lmao.  It's the opposite in my household.  I yell at my husband almost daily because he puts stuff away (or hides it somewhere) and he can't even remember what he did with it...even if it was just the day before.

Answer 8

I'm and woman and that would bug the h**l out of me!

:P

Answer 9

I DON'T LIKE MESS . SORRY . EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE ; I SAY .

Answer 10

Yeah...

I want me bowls back...

Answer 11

It's a control thing.  You gotta actually speak to them if you want to find where they stuck your power drill.  

"Hey hon, where'd you hide my power drill?"  

"Hide?  Hide?  I put it where it belongs.  At least SOMEBODY's organized around here."  

"I don't need this c**p."

"YOU don't need this c**p???  I'll tell you what I don't need.  For starters, blah blah blah . . ."

For want of a power drill the day was lost.

Answer 12

Women need to learn that the floor is the largest, most organized shelf you will find in every man's home.

Answer 13

Its the little bowl shaped rafia things with the sort of rolled over edges that are the worst. By the way, nice use of Germanglish with "why do woman" instead of "why do women". It complements your cave dwelling style and the bone through your nose.

Answer 14

It runs in our blood to p**s the opposite gender! You should have considered that. :P

Answer 15

Just so we can peek from around the corner, watching you guys struggle to find your tabasco sauce up in the cupboard, and laugh.