Why do women laugh when a man has a thong on at the beach?

Question

Most in shape and out of shape women have thongs or skimpy swimwear. But men seem to be laughed at when they wear a bikini or a thong. Most women wear shorts at the mall or around town that are very revealling and nobody says anything. There are several bathing suit companies for men that make very s**y and natural/comfortable bikinis for me. bikinis are not only for women/girls these days. Thanks

Answer 1

HAHA, Okay, men are more masculine, so they should wear things that compliment and flatter their body. In my opinion a bikini bottom just doesn't do it. Women are more feminine, and these types of clothing usually flatter them more.

Answer 2

Well, think about it, a man in a thong in public.  His "stuff" would be hanging all out, and you wonder why someone would laugh.  Put some shorts on and leave a little to the imagination (pleasseee, lol).  

Answer 3

Honestly Men shouldn't wear thongs in public because they don't look good, they just don't compliment the male body at all, however.  I do have many guy friends that wear thongs, they are all straight.  From what they've told me they wear them for only a couple of reasons. 1, thongs offer great support, 2-Its what gets their wife or girlfriend hot and steamy. 3-They have small packages and need some lift to their package.  

Answer 4

That's not manly and really gross...Why would a straight man want anything up his butt? NO ONE FINDS IT s**y,I promise you...If you know people are laughing...You kinda think you'd get the point...By the way I don't care if your as fine as Brad Pitt..it still wouldn't be s**y...on ANY man...

Answer 5

Its reminds them of "Night at the Roxbury"

Answer 6

you sad strange little man,whats your name BORAT.

Answer 7

I really don't think men or women need to be walking around with their butt cheeks exposed.. Its funny when a man wears a thong because usually the ones who do are older, fat, hairy etc. You don't see Brad Pitt walking around in a thong at normal beaches.. they aren't laughing at the thong they are laughing at the person wearing it. I wouldn't laugh I would probably throw up.. Man parts are just not s**y... Hairy Butt cheeks.. Dangly Sacks all squished into a thong... Ugh..  

Answer 8

Another double standard.  If a man exposes his body, he's funny.  If a woman exposes her body, she's s**y.

Is this funny?

http://en.wikivisual.com/images/d/de/Dol...

Answer 9

thats annoying. another thing is, the female buttocks portrayed as something with beauty and s*x appeal, but the male buttox is just like a big f**t machine that everyone likes to laugh at. its quite annoying.

Answer 10

I wear thong swimwear to the beaches a lot.  I have found that only immature little girls that think they are hot, and some immature boys that wear ***** board shorts say anything.  Most people don't care what you wear; they go to the beach to have fun, not to judge others.

Answer 11

whoa. what kid oof beach do u go to

Answer 12

that's gross man. http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

Also it is a proven fact that women are not as straight as men. more women are lesbians and bisexual than men and men have a higher s*x drive so when we see a woman's bare skin we get aroused but when women see a man's bare skin it does not have the same effect on them.

Answer 13

i'm not used to be seeing a man with a thong or even a speedo, personally

Answer 14

yeah i would LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!