Why do you deserve an iPhone?

Question

This is an iPhone giveaway as I do not like it too much and cannot return mine anymore. Instead of putting it aside and let it collect dust or sell it to some rich snob on eBay, I am donating it.

There are so many people on here asking who can give away an iPhone; but nobody ever explains an substantial need for one.

Requirement: Write a 400 word essay about why you deserve it. Upon proving what you wrote was true, I will mail it to you, I will cover shipping.

Answer 1

Well I am a 13 yr old boy. I am responsible, disciplined, and use manners. I am an A student in school, and have always been since kindergarten (currently going into 8th). I study hard in every subject, some much harder than others. I am in all advanced classes, Algebra, and Spanish. I have one of the hardest possible schedules this year and last year, and still have been able to maintain my A average. I don't want to sound rude or snobbish or self absorbed. I just think that I should have a chance to win one.  

Answer 2

I am anti-iPhone, for sure.

Answer 3

well first of all... you defiantly have to own.. or like turtles  

Answer 4

i dont have one

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Answer 5

I deserve it because i just want to smash it. The iphone is very overhyped and not worth the $199 they charge. The call quality is hollow, the reception is lacking, and the bluetooth is non existent.

I want to put up a video on youtube comparing it to my basic nokia e series phone, and show how much more my phone can do. I want to show people that I can go to the REAL youtube site, unlike the iphone and its mobile youtube site. I want to show everyone what a joke it is that i can send/receive files from my computer on my e series but cant with the iphone.

i want to own it so i can show people why the phone, that is supposed to be the jesus phone, is a piece of ****.