Why do you do that, Dad?

Question

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's leg's, rump and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when i'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the milkman and the postman both want to buy mom."

Answer 1

lol--good one!

Answer 2

oh **** they would be a bad way to find out ur wife is cheating

Answer 3

lol. Little Johnny jokes are sooo funny.

Answer 4

wonder how much he got for her was she a young filly or an old donkey lol  

Answer 5

thats perfect, i like that little boy, ha ha ha ha

Answer 6

funny one

Answer 7

Oh god I think I just wet myself ha ha

Another Star 4 U Sir    *

In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"

The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.

Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."

The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"  

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

lol that made me laugh ur gettin star

Answer 10

keep the sense of  the events.

Answer 11

guden keep em up

Answer 12

Mom sounds like you are in the USA and not the UK, as here it is Mum or Mam (Welsh).

Answer 13

LOL! MOM 4 SALE!

Answer 14

Ha! ha! ha! good one...

Answer 15

Lol - that was very funny, almost choked on my toast. Have a star and thanx for making my morning!

Answer 16

WOW!  Absolutely Hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!  Hey!  My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing… Thanks…you always lend colour to my life with your lovely jokes!!!.

Answer 17

haha!!! lmao, imagine being felt up like that!  

Answer 18

Hahahah The milkman and the postman