Why do you find almonds and not acorns in your morning cereal?

Question

Why do you find almonds and not acorns in your morning cereal?

Answer 1

because every box would require a nutcracker?

Answer 2

???

q***r question,, I never eat cereal I eat hardy

you got the wrong box

Of course the squirrel jokes are cool too

Answer 3

Acorns are poisonous to humans.

Take a wildlife preservation class.

Answer 4

What are you a dam squirrel!??

Answer 5

Because all of the stupid squirrels are takin them!

Answer 6

Who actually wants to eat acorns??

Answer 7

Because trees are not supposed to grown in humans tummy.

Plus, I don't have some squirrel fetish either lol.  

Answer 8

Acorns are more main course than breakfast.

Rice Pilaf

Chutney fried chops.

Fish corona.

Answer 9

Acorns?

well i think likee some types of acorns are kinda poisonouss.

almonds are easier to eat Anyway