Why do you never see priests in kfc?

Question

i want to know!

Answer 1

i dont know but i never see preist in any fast food resturant

Answer 2

because he prefers McDonald's

He's loving it!!!!!

Answer 3

Hmm don't know- but i did see a Nun on a rolercoaster in full gear- it was amusing.

Answer 4

They seem to like hotels and its great if the waitress mistakes you as being with them you get your food served faster.

Answer 5

How do you know you don't?  They could be there in their thousands withour their dog collars.

Answer 6

Thay are to busy teaching little boy to suck oh err i mean sing!

Answer 7

because we are not there when they are

Answer 8

cos breadcrumbs don't stick to em.

Answer 9

You do but they don't always wear their collars so you don't know they're "men of the cloth". They're people with appetites just like the rest of us. Nuns eat there too but when's the last time you saw one wearing a wimple?

Answer 10

because they dont want all that grease on their clothing!  It would look suspiciously like man juice, and we all know how much trouble the catholic church has been in lately, they dont need more press time!

Answer 11

because they're loving mcdonalds................

OR

They send the nuns

OR

They're eco-worrior vegans

Answer 12

IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

Answer 13

I don't see priests at all...anywhere.

Answer 14

because it is not hmc

Answer 15

they have well- paid cooks to make it for them.

Answer 16

They feel badly for all those wingless chickens